for evidence of male fragility look no further than their basically universal fear of dating women taller than them
(Source: baeddelflower, via oxfordcama)
If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
"I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess"
— Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)
(Source: hermione-ganja, via jesuschristmarieminerals)